iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

  • updates on my love life: claimed another fictional character as my boyfriend

feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand

aggsart:

Zoella’s hair 

aggsart:

Zoella’s hair 

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

"My anaconda! DON’T!!!!"
— Voldemort (via gunpowderandspark)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

thewicked-eternity